In a satirical piece from The Onion, President Donald Trump defends his controversial demolition of Yggdrasil, the ancient tree of life, claiming it was an eyesore and citing questionable legal grounds. He suggests that the tree's decline was exacerbated by wildlife and promises to replace it with something grander, while also diverting attention to his military actions against Jörmungandr, the World Serpent.
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