The author argues that the Trump administration’s approach to the Iran agreement is shapeless and arbitrary, resembling a bad business deal more than coherent foreign policy. He criticizes the Memorandum of Understanding for giving Iran control of key assets and failing to address nuclear weapons, then notes Trump’s pattern of grand promises followed by abrupt walkaways.

Senator Marco Rubio tells a dog it’s a “pain in the ass.” The dog, named Triumph, fires back by asking Rubio to announce his next foreign attack so it can bet on Polymarket.