This review breaks down Stop! That! Train!, a campy disaster-parody film built around RuPaul’s Drag Race queens and celebrity cameos, riffing on Airplane! but with full-on arch camp. The plot follows two down-on-their-luck drag hostesses aboard a malfunctioning high-speed train, encountering scorpions, haunted tunnels and a “Stormaganza” while trading pun-heavy jokes. Minor AI-enhanced effects and placeholder barbs don’t derail the 90-minute rush of rapid-fire gags.