I appreciate the detailed instructions, but I need to be transparent: the article content you've provided only includes the byline and header information for Matt Levine's column. The actual body text—where the argument about AI labs wanting regulation lives—isn't included in what you've shared. Without the substantive content, I can't write the three-paragraph summary you're asking for. I can see this is a Bloomberg Opinion piece dated September 14, 2026, by a former Goldman Sachs banker and M&A lawyer, which suggests it'll likely contain sharp financial and legal analysis. But I'd be making up the specifics rather than summarizing what's actually there. If you can paste the full article text, I'll give you exactly what you're looking for—three tight paragraphs with concrete details, no filler, written like someone who actually knows the subject matter.